Men are from Mars and Women are from Venus......

Like the age old saying goes, Men are from Mars and women are from Venus... Though this is not actually true.. figuratively this is the most accurate description of their behavior.. It is simply not possible for a woman to understand what a man says and vice-versa...

Here is a tip to both... Women base their thoughts on feelings and each sentence heard by them is masticated for a long time by their brains before absorbing it fully... This mastication by the brain generates many meanings of the same sentence and depending on the current mood of the woman the appropriate meaning is derived for the sentence.... This explains the peril of boyfriends/husbands when they say an extremely harmless sentence and the better half pounces on them with the most atrocious derivation of the sentence said.... and they are caught off guard... well you must take into account your previous fight with her to create context for all future things said to her....

Men on the other hand take the most obvious meaning of anything said to them by their better half's.... If you expect a man to understand the sentence...based on a previous context and derive a meaning that is diametrically opposite to the obvious meaning of the sentence...then you are expecting him to use too must of his brain..for trivial things....this will never happen so don't even bother to expect him to change....